hi mom

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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