People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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women's rights.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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