What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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