Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Bob Saget that is all

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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