What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Anti Joke

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