- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

I love you

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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