Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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dead dibbs

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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