Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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