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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Misner is a twat.

Knock, Knock Come in

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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