- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

why was the old man on the ground he fell

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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