Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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haha

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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View Terms of Service

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Guest what? Dog

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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