A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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