- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

PENIS :)

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

WOMENS RIGHTS

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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