- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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