- Anti Joke

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.