- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Flowers are colors Love me

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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