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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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