What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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