Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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pobody's nerfect

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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