- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

I wrote a funny joke.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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