- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

So one time there was this woman learning...

A house comes around the corner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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