- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Who wants water? I do.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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