Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

A muslim paints Mohammed

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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