http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

thumb_up thumb_down +5

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

thumb_up thumb_down +5

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

thumb_up thumb_down +5

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

thumb_up thumb_down +5

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

thumb_up thumb_down +5

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops