- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Corn Muffins

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Hello

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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