- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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