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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

What's brown and sticky A stick

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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