- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

What do we call Osama? Osama

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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