- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Knock Knock Who's There Me

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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