Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What is funnier than 24 69

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

HEY!

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

if got a joke if fogot it

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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