Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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