Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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