who farted i did :]

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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hi im paul!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Popsicles

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Netball.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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The.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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