Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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guess what?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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P0P T4Rt

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Once upon of time an old man goes to a hospital and tells the doctor that he wants to get circumcised for the first time. The doctor says "Are you sure, you are 90 years old" and the old man says "please doc, just do it." So he goes on with the procedure and the old man is very happy. He returns home with his foreskin and keeps it inside a small box. The old man goes out for dinner and comes home to see his foreskin missing. He gets very angry and asked his daughter "Have you seen my little box?" Daughter says no. He asked his son-in-law "Did you take my box with my foreskin?" Son in law says "No, never." The old man asks the dog "Doggie, did you take my foreskin?" The dog says "Why yes, yes I did." The old man angrily says "Well give it back!" The dog says "I will give your foreskin back if you do me one favor." The old man says "What is it?" The dog says "Three blocks down the street there is a purple house with a cute dog that I would like you to bring to me to go on a date with. Bring her to me and I'll give you back the box." So the old man walks three blocks down the street and spots the purple house. He knocks on the door and a woman opens the door. The old man asks "Excuse me ma'am, i just got circumsized yesterday and I was wondering if I can borrow your dog for just one night because my dog some how blackmailed me and kept my foreskin and said that if I can get my dog and your dog together he would give me my foreskin back." The woman replies " Who the FFFFF are you?!!!"

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Carlton

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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