- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Knock Knock, Come in.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Penis.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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