Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

So this blonde walks into a library.

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

a black guy with rights in 1924

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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