A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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69.... is a number

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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who farted i did :]

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I like turtoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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