What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Oh...okay, good.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Penis.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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