What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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make me a sandwich!

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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wanna hear a joke? no

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Popsicles

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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