- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

A horse walked into a barn...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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