A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

I like boys!!!!! CC

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

Your mother is so fat.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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