Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

I like your hair

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Where to, sir? Forward.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Laura Pratz..

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

France never surrender.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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