- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

Women's Rights...

69.... is a number

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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