Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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