guess what?

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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A black man without problems.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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