- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

My mom touched my wiener : \

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