Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What's big? Jupiter.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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youre gay

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