Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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The Mets win the World Series

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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The Bible

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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