- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Whats a cat? A cat!

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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