Poop.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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