What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Gay rights

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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9/11

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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