- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

I Love Hitler.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Women's Rights...

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What's 1+1? 4.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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