Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Penis.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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