How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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