Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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