Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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