How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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There's my tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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