- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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