A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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