WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

tea with milk?

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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