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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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