- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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