- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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