a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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