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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What did the man with no head say to the women?

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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